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Get Ex Back With No Contact

Posted in Uncategorized | October 24th, 2010

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How to get my EX back? The No Contact rule? Please, I need advice!?

Alright, I’m gonna make this simple.

We had a relationship, we broke up, I miss her.. And I couldn’t bare to watch her flirt with others, so I applied the No Contact rule. Not really for getting her back, that would be just a side effect. More like giving me space and time to heal.

But hey, how can I keep the No Contact rule if she’s contacting me? She keeps writing me in my IM, thanking me for how nice our relationship was, and how she’d love to get it back, but (there’s the catch) whenever I suggest trying it again, she refuses.

So to keep the No Contact rule and hoping for reunion one day, does that mean I need to ignore her? That might offend her at some point, right? Or does that mean, that this is the kind of situation, where the No Contact rule doesn’t work?

Okay, this is how it goes, You get an orangutan. I’m not talking about a little monkey or some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don’t ask me how you’re gonna get a fucking orangutan, because that’s not my problem. So the orangutan’s name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. I don’t know why that is, it’s just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You’re seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty, you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. “Did you know the guy with the orangutan?”, “You used to date the guy with the orangutan?”, “Why would you break up with the guy with an orangutan?” Next thing you know, she’s calling.

“I’m hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?” “Geez, I dunno: me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight (orangutans love monster trucks). In fact, the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I’ll tell you what, I’ll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in.” “Oh, well, you know my number so dont be a stra–”, “Hey, look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde’s making mojitoes.”

At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it’s your life. But if you’re a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You’re IM-ing. You’re talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You’re one big Brady Bunch.

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